Hi, I’m Olivia, and I’ve been creating easy recipes made for real life since 2018, all with minimal ingredients and convenience in mind. My recipes are quick and easy—just grab a few ingredients and you’re good to go! I focus on high protein, low carb + keto, & carnivore recipes.
🍫🥜 Festive Salted Dark Chocolate Almond Bark
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How it's going Reader? Is it just me or are the holidays actually a fever dream? Like, one minute it’s September 1st and I’m feeling smug with my pumpkin candles while planning for Fall, and the next thing I know it’s December 22nd, I’m taping a broken ornament back together with scotch tape, someone’s crying over glitter glue, and I haven’t made a single cookie. Which is exactly how this salted dark chocolate almond bark came to be. It’s literally panic-proof. The kind of recipe you can throw together when your kitchen looks like a wrapping paper tornado, your kid is singing Jingle Bells on loop, and you just need one thing to feel like it’s under control. Melt chocolate. Toss in almonds. Sprinkle flaky salt like you’re doing something fancy. Chill. Smash. Eat. Hide the best pieces for yourself behind the lettuce. That’s it. It’s salty, crunchy, perfectly sweet-but-not-too-sweet, and somehow feels festive even though it takes like 6 actual minutes of effort. Plus it's zero sugar, low carb, and actually tasty. Package it up with a ribbon and suddenly you’re the person who brings homemade things to the cookie swap. Look at you go!
Have fun! :) xoxo Olivia |
Olivia Wyles | Easy Recipes Made For Real Life
Hi, I’m Olivia, and I’ve been creating easy recipes made for real life since 2018, all with minimal ingredients and convenience in mind. My recipes are quick and easy—just grab a few ingredients and you’re good to go! I focus on high protein, low carb + keto, & carnivore recipes.
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